It… would be pretty adorable if the chip were Hufflepuff to his Ravenclaw. Oh, Simon.

Ivan's only there to carry the drums (and the groupies), poor lad. Or maybe they let the hat do the transporting for them, given its mystical abilities to teleport objects into the hands of its wearer. Ruby-encrusted sword, immortal bird, tambourines…

Hah! That's presumably what happens when Illyan tries to track down the errant musicians and through a hilarious series of events gets entangled in their creative schemes, culminating in his live cover of Memory.